When I read a book
I read a wonderful western book
when a cowboy was stood right infront of me
pointing his pistol at my face
this was very grim to see
So I turned another page of my âLonesome lariatâ book
I hoped with all my heart his gun was gone as I read on to take a look
So now âCrikey Mosesâ I was galloping on a horse
well I hadnât ever done this before so I was holding on tight of course
I seemed to be riding bareback without a safety saddle
to save me falling off and harming myself I turned that page to skedaddle
Eeh I put my western book away and placed it high upon a shelf
I didnât want to be a cowboyÂ
I would definately hurt myselfÂ
so I picked up a another hardbacked book this one was a thrillerÂ
I was drawn to itâs title of âHow to catch a killerâ
Well would you âAdam and Eve itâ
I had only read three pages
Here I was dressed up in pantaloons from the period of the middle ages
And yes I was a murderer with an axe and shield in my hand
I was the most notorious medieval killer in the land
So again I put this awful book back in itâs original place
Along in the history section of the library book case
Huh I wasnât having much luck enjoying a good read but then I espied a title which should be very nice indeed
âSnow White and the seven dwarvesâ now this sounded more like me
and yes I knew it was a childrenâs fairy tale but this is my cup of tea
Ahhh beautiful black-haired Snow White with her seven kind hearted little men
I was halfway through this well-known story when I changed my character again
All of a sudden and from out of the darkest blue
I turned into that wicked step Mother well I didnât know what to do
I didnât want to look into the mirrorÂ
yet that is exactly what I did
So before I heard the mirror tell me my fate well I closed the book and hid
I donât read novels very often but on those occasions when I do
My imagination completely gets carried away to how ? or why ? and who ?
I always don the character and itâs just like being in a dream
where nothing at all is just my inventiveness but everything feels extreme
So the best thing for me to do is not to read at all
My visualisation is that vivid at times it almost drives me up the wall
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Comments
Lol...you make me laugh...IV no.idea how you turn the mundane and ordinary into such poetic fun ...but I'm glad you do?
Haha tis just me daft brain lol ?â¤ď¸?
Haha it puts me off reading scary books tho ????