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WHEN WE FIRST MET

I will never forget the day we first met you walked into a tree , you couldn't keep your eyes ahead you were to busy looking at me . I ran to your aide with some lemonade and a plaster to cover your graze but has you stood up you were hit by a truck and wandered around in a daze! Pittying your blunder I gave you my number and asked you to give me a call but as you walked off your shoe fell off and down you went with a fall . Twenty five years on and we're still going strong and you keep your teeth in a jar , you drive a Morris Minor , our tastes have got finer and I'm in a triple D bra ! 

BY CH'REECE J BROWN 

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