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“Where the hell have I put my keys?”

“Where the hell have I put my keys?”

Dam and blast it, I’ve gone and done it again, “Where the hell have I put my keys?” Oh what a friggin’ pain.. I’ve looked in the rubbish bin outside of my backdoor, I tipped it upside down with garbage all over the floor.. sifting thru the empty bean cans and trawling beneath the junk, all I got was filthy and my fingers well they stunk

So I have a bath and shove my clothes in the washing machine, checking if the drum rattled if you know what I mean.. nope, no keys innit I’m very sorry to say, I’ll have to keep on searching much to my dismay.. I make myself a cuppa and I sit myself down, with my slippers on my feet and my dressing gown..trying to retrace my steps since I used my keys last, let’s think out loud, about twelve hours have past.. I start to watch the television and I get engrossed, I am in my element this programs all about a ghost

Wow I’ve got the heebie-jeebies tho that viewing was good, now I’m feeling rather peckish so I make myself some food, just a fried egg sandwich with dollops of red sauce, I love my tomato ketchup, it’s my favourite of course.. my mind wanders off to what I was doing before, Oh yes I couldn’t find my keys when I went to lock the door.. so I’m back to where I started at the start of this poem, hunting for my house keys to lock up my home.. then I put my left hand in my dressing gown pocket, “Woo hoo there’s my keys” I go to my front door and lock it!! 
 

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Jill Tait

Teeheee well my age again you see I’d forget my head if it wasn’t tightly on haha xxx bless you and Tony ❤️?

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A Lonely Journey

Jilliana, 
You're the loopiest person I know...and, unfortunately, the only person I know. 
That was fun! I like your wackiness. It verges on the edge of insanity, and then just plummets off the deep end. I do that with my pants all the time! I'll be working, go to the bathroom, and then 'Where the h*ll have I put my pants??!' Usually I find them in the fridge, but by that time Leonard Malmastein(our accounting choreographer) has eaten a large portion of one leg. Son of a gun! 
You know, I think you make me loopy with your loopiness. Thank you. 
M. 

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Jill Tait

Haha I luv Son of a gun!!! Thats prob my favourite saying lol teehee u r a scream!! n thats funny by the way lol ????

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A Lonely Journey

Thank you, Jillicious. 
You are also a screaming meemie, and a son of a gun. 
I say 'rats' a lot, so that may be my catch phrase. lol. 
Have a wonderful night! 

M. 

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Marion

This is me exactly Jill, my demented cat and I pass each other back and fore looking for ....something!! ??...great stuff ?

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Marion

Ok it's doing the vote thing again ...it won't let me??

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Jill Tait

Haha ay dam keys lol xxx thanks hun xxx

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