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Where you Bean!

Where you Bean!

A sonnet for Rowan Atkinson- Mr Bean

The funniest man I ever met
He had a rubber face 
Took away my lines of fret 
Gave my heart a jostling pace 
A dill, a shmuck, a silly goof 
This is my friend the Bean
Everything a problem spoof
This British epitome of obscene 
If you ever needed a man with spin  
Or perhaps a swat team
May I suggest Rowan Atkinson 
As nothing is ever as it seems 
Watch Mr Bean operate in royal red mini
And wink and wind his way no ninny

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Random Enigma

I love his movies but he'll always be Mr Bean to me no matter what!

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Jai Masters

If you look deep into his eyes you can see 

the meaning of life; a true inspiration 

Tell me when you see the meaning 

of life!  

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Random Enigma

I saw it in him when he was carting the baby around the amusement park, trying to take care of it to the best of his abilities even though he clearly did not want to.  That is love for fellow man.  That is the meaning of life for me.

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Jai Masters

A beautiful interpretation, 

:) thanks Random 

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Tina Moore

I just love that man lol  a great comedian that even my children love to watch .   tina x

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Jai Masters

Tina your children know what is 

they always tell us the truth, except 

A bit when teens... 

Back to mean I mean Bean 

Is making me laugh; thank you Tina;)

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Jai Masters

Tracey may you meet your mr bean 

ASAP look out for crazy red mini drivers!

thank u for coming by Jai and bean!! 

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Jai Masters

He makes us laugh :))

 thank you Susan, 

best wishes Jai :) 

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