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WHO IS THAT MAN ?

Who is that man with the big round belly ?
Not heard him on the radio or seen him on the telly
His clothes are red and his beard is white 
Comes down chimneys I'm told on Christmas night 

The only words I've heard him say is ho ho ho
He likes to kiss ladies under the mistletoe 
People tell me his transport is a reindeer pulled sleigh
Kept very busy delivering presents on Christmas day 

Someone said he is partial to a glass of sherry
Washed down with mince pies to make him feel merry
Of course everyone knows who I am referring to
This man hopes all your Christmas wishes come true

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