Poem -

why i must drink

There are more reasons
Than I could list
And I gain more everyday
Mostly for the feeling
But the feeling fights the pain
Forget it all in the moment
and enjoy myself for a day
I don't believe it to be bad
But sometimes I go to far
maybe it hurts my health
But I feel that's OK
Its worth the anesthetic result
And helps me open up
Maybe one day I'll regret it
But till then I can only say
I'll see you at the bar
Oh shit I forgot to shave. :)

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