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WHY I WOULD BE A HERMIT

WHY I WOULD BE A HERMIT

Fifty fifty chance you'll talk to someone that's smart and wise and makes complete sense...

Fifty fifty chance you'll meet someone who's not a thief...

Will they be a liar?

Too many risks...

Too much drama...

They didn't invent solitaire to be played by two...

No one to clean up after and no one to say what's for dinner and when is it?

Did you fold my laundry?

Blah blah blah...

Something about when someone comes in their arms are suddenly broken...

The list is much longer than this but, you get the jist of why I would be a Hermit...

sparrowsong

 

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Tony Taylor

Wow FEATHERS!!.....I know relationships can be trying....but.....I always find that I learn from others......and being a hermit would drive me nuts....kinda what I'm finding with living alone.....anyway.....I get where you're coming from....the "Why Bother" place......regardless  I always enjoy reading your stuff girlfriend!!......ALL STARS!!....Hugs n Smiles!!......T xo  : )

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sparrowsong

Hello Tony...

A few very close friends is a blessing...

I wouldn't want to be a full hermit maybe a mini one...

I do like to socialize but, relationships can fizzle out and can get very hum drum or worse...

I don't like the dating scene and there's so much evil in the World and people can be very selfish, greedy, controlling and mean ...

There's a lot of fish in the sea not all are a Star...😂

Thank you for your kind comment and support...

Best wishes and blessings...

Feathers

 

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Being Me

There's something to be said about being single! It definitely has its advantages ... and at least you won't feel the needle sharp teeth of love when it decides to bite you hard.  Having said that, I do enjoy being one half of a couple ... when it goes good 😉  Great write x

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sparrowsong

Hello Being me...

When it's good it's good when it goes bad it goes real bad...

Thank you for your kind comment and support!

sparrowsong

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