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WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS.....BLA....BLA...

And the gentleman said to the lady...

​​​​​​ladies should not swear
Or drink pints
Nor go out half naked
Into the night

Ladies should not fight
Or be impolite
Should be kindly with manners
And be sweet, without spite

And the lady replied...
I wish you safe journey back to Venus sir

Me?...I'm happy here on Mars.
Marion Price(2019)

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Jill Tait

Mint n perfectly true they Venus n we Mars ???

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Joseph Curtis

There's an ancient Indian proverb, it predicts that "it will be the end of the world when men want to be women and women want to be men and buildings touch the sky".Β 
Awesome poem!

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Marion

Wow really!! Well all I can say is it is very nearly the end of the world!! Thanks so much for commenting and the very interesting fact Joseph ?

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