Poem -

Worrying wind?

Wuthering westerly windΒ 
Is blowing a hooley today
Least it isn’t freezingΒ 
Not from the northerly way

But don’t get me wrong
Those random gusts are very stong
Can almost blow you off your feet
When you are walking down the street

I have put a real xmas tree
complete with twinkly lights
In my garden for all to see
It is looking pretty tonight

I have visions in my head
Coz this wind is so high
Of my Christmas display
Blowing up in the sky

Though I tied it up with string
As tightly as can be
A gale could easily make it fling
If the twine loosens free

So I think its best to say
I do beg your pardon
You could wake up in the morning
With my tree in your garden

If this is the case
then Merry Xmas from me
I hope you enjoy your decoration
You can have it for free

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