WOULD YOU BELIEVE THEY'RE SNOW SHOES?
Sparrowsong did you get hurt again?
Umm...
Don't be too quick to answer...
Remember what I told you the last time you got hurt?
Yes I do!
You said there you go isn't that much better?
What else did I say?
One scoop or two?
No...
Well, yes I guess I did...
Don't try and confuse me Sparrowsong...
Remember the part about the hospital?
Yes of course...
Well?
Well what?
What did I say?
Don't talk with the thermometer in your mouth...
And?
The Doctor said she's fine she can talk and...
He put a thermometer up my butt...
More accurate reading that way...
I meant to ask you about that...
About what?
Is it true?
Is it more accurate?
I don't know I don't read it...
What did I say about the next time you get hurt?
You told me not to get hurt because it hurts...
And?
You don't want me coming in looking like I got zapped by an electrical outlet...
Again...
Are those bandages on your feet?
Would you believe they're snow shoes?
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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A well written poem as usual !
Keep up the great work ! Hug ! :)
This cracked me up sparrowsong, thanks for the chuckle.
Cheers.
Hello Richard...
Thank you very much!
Glad you enjoyed!
HUG! :)
sparrowsong
Hello Dblankportrait...
I thought I posted to you but, I don't know where it went...
Thanks for the smiles!
I love love love love the comment...
Thank you very much!
:)
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello BydOnz...
Thank you for the smiles!
Glad you enjoyed!
Thank you for your comment and support!
Hugs...
:)
sparrowsong
Hello Sis Cherie...
You're comment made me laugh...
I would be told by friends all the time to be careful...
They never could understand how I could land flat on my back in gymnastics in school and get back up again with no injury...
But, how I managed to poke my eye with a pencil in class doing school work and having to go to the hospital for it...
And how I could slip on ice and fall through a step and didn't get a scratch...
But, fell going up the stairs in school and fractured my elbow...
And I had to go to the hospital again...
I told my mother noone ever told me school was a hazard...
My mother said that I better avoid elevators she said the button would probably break and the door would open and there wouldn't be a floor...
She always pressed the button if we had to go in an elevator together...
She would say...
Just in case...
LOL!
Thank you for your comment and support!
Love n Hugs
sparrowsong
Hi Sweet Sparrowsong,
I had a similar experience, except the nurse put the thermometer up my butt first, and when the Doctor came in, he told the nurse that he didn't believe rectal readings were more accurate. So he removed it, and placed it directly in my mouth. Of course, I immediately puked, after which he told my Mother not to worry, that I only had an upset stomach.
Hugs, Peace and Love,
Larry xxx
Hello Larry...
You're more brave than me...
If I knew where it had been...
I wouldn't have opened my mouth...
The diagnosis sounds as ridiculous as the one I received for 22 years...
Thank you for the comment and support!
Hugs, Peace and Love
sparrowsong