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You Shot The Wrong Woman

You saw your husband with another woman and you knew he was cheating when you saw him kiss her.
But you shot the wrong woman, your husband was having an affair with my wife's identical twin sister.
My wife worked at Wal-Mart and when you saw her there, you shot her.
My wife was so good but her sister is a slut and she's as cold as ice water.
You killed the wrong woman and now I'm living in misery.
A case of mistaken identity caused this terrible tragedy.
You feel remorse but you can't undo the damage that you've done.
When you pulled the trigger, you destroyed me and both of my sons.
My wife was a wonderful Human Being and she certainly didn't deserve to die.
When it comes to Hell, I hope you and my Sister-In-Law both go there and fry!

(This is a fictional poem)

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