your choice

eat fat
as much as you want
eat sugar
as much as you want
eat salt
as much as you want
smoke cigarettes
as many as you want
drink alcohol
as much as you want
take anything you want
take no exercise
if you like
get obese
if you want
get cancer
get cirrhosis
do whatever you like
just don't hurt anyone else
just don't hurt anything else
other than just yourself
and remember
whatever you do
tell the fucking government
and other interfering fucks
to keep their fucking noses
out of your life
and if they don't
sit your big fat spotty arse
on their nosy fucking faces
and shit on them

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Remember, when your fat and old, can't breathe from lung disease, don't go to the hospital for help, the government run hospitals won't help, ohh wait, they do.