You're Not The Father

Your pregnant wife is having an affair and she was impregnated by that man.
Two others know about it but they can't bring themselves to tell you, but I can.
Even though you've been a good husband, she broke her wedding vows.
She's letting you believe that you're the father, this is something you can't allow.
She's cheating on you and doesn't even feel remorse.
You should get yourself an attorney and get a divorce.
You're far too good of a person to be done this way.
Divorcing her will be the best way to make her pay.
She makes two hundred grand a year and you'll get half of it.
When she has to pay that much alimony, she will have a fit.
You must get a divorce even though it's something you don't believe in.
You can't let her get away with this, don't get mad about it, get even.
(This is a fictional poem)
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Such a creative mind :) I really enjoy reading your fictional poems!