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Bungee jumping

Bungee jumping

The day

Jump from a bridge

He had given his word earlier

It was absurd

First plying himself with alcohol

Then dusting himself with 

Coke

And an ounce of cockiness

Drew $50 from the ATM

 Bought some energy drinks

     Went past the hardware

 For a rope 

   Said goodbye to his cat

          Gave her a cuddle

    Pussy

Walk towards the bridge

    Staggering 

Took a few sniffs 

      Screamed this for you motherfuckers

Made a knot with the rope 

   And the metal bar

       Listened to his music

            Sticking out the words

      You gonna do it someday

        You gonna do it someday

You gonna do it someday

Put himself over the edge

  Certain he was going over the ledge

       When his mama come home

             She picked up his phone

Rung him 

   Then realize she was holding his phone

     And he was 

At the bottom

Answering 

Just been bungee jumping

Be home soon mama

  

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Tracey Sivek

I'm sure mama was glad he was only bungee jumping :) xo

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Jai Masters

Yup Tracey mamma sure was glad 

to have her boy back:) 

t h a n k s 

f o r 

c o m i n g 

b y 

J a i:)? 

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