CALLING THE SPECIAL ORDER TAKER

Hello Order Taker How may I help you?

Hello my name is Sparrowsong and I saw your ad in the paper...

It states that any order of any kind...

There is NO ORDER

TOO LARGE or

TOO SMALL TO FILL!

Any hard to find items...

Finders services low cost...

I would like to order a...

JUBILEE...

How much and...

When can I expect delivery?

Did you say a Jubilee?

Sure did...

What exactly is it?

It is a CELEBRATION!

I was trying to place an order for the upcoming one...

I am not sure I am familiar with that...

I will try to explain...

I have two versions...

Definition found in Funk & Wagnalls Standard Desk Dictionary...

1. In Jewish history, a CELEBRATION observed every fiftieth year at which time slaves were freed, alienated lands returned, and the fields left uncultivated...

2. In the Roman Catholic Church, a year of SPECIAL INDULGENCE occurring usu. every twentieth-fifth year.

3. A special anniversary of an event.

4. Any time of rejoicing.

That sounds GREAT TO ME!

I would like to Order One of those Please...

September 28, 2015...

The fourth Blood Moon...

Also The Feast Of The Tabernacles...

I am sorry Sparrowsong I am not quite sure what you're asking...

Give us a call back on Wednesday...

There will be a manager to answer that...

Thank You Very Much...

Have A Great Day!

You do the same Sparrowsong.