Christmas in November

Ahh, Christmas in November, lets go shopping to distract my thoughts, just look at all this stuff, biscuits and cakes in shiny red tins, decorations and lights and plenty of gin

Whats this over here, special offers on little Santa statues made of plastic, well isn't that just fucking fantastic

Quick, look at all this stuff made in china by some starving child but sure who cares, its three for two so lets buy a few

Now i want to come back tomorrow until the end, to spend all my money, Christmas in November is so funny but before i go i must make one more purchase, i need to get my Xanax please and maybe some codeine, it helps put my mind at ease

On the way home now to see my kids, i hope they will like the crap i bought for them, just one more stop into the local shop, Awww, look, little snowmen on the side of the beer, how festive, how queer

Hi kids, i'm home, look what i have for you, now go to bed please because you are wrecking my head, OHH MY GOD, I WISH I WAS DEAD, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I CANT HEAR MYSELF THINK, LEAVE ME ALONE, I WANT TO HAVE A DRINK.

Yes, a festive drink, look, there is that little snowman on the side of my beer reminding me that i have nothing to fear, nothing to fear, i love Christmas in November, another poxy year.