THE CONTEST

Hello?

Sparrowsong are you listening to the radio...

Yup...

Did you hear about the contest?

Which one Ben?

The contest to win the free weekend getaway?

Oh that one...

Yeah that one Sparrowsong...

Yup I heard it...

Sparrowsong did you call in?

Call in?

Sparrowsong Did you call the radio station?

No...

Why would I call the radio station Ben?

To enter the contest?

Hey Ben?

Yeah Sparrowsong?

The chances of me getting a free getaway would be

Compared to...

Here it goes...

Hello...

What caller am I?

Congratulations you are caller number three...

YAY!

You said congratulations...

I WON!

Sorry Miss...

We are looking for caller number ten...

Why did you say congratulations to me then?

Congratulations you got through to a live person...

Hang up...

Call Back...

Congratulations you are caller number ten...

What is your name?

My name is Rod...

Hold the line Rod...

Rod?

No No No...

I am Sparrowsong...

Hello Sparrowsong would you like to congratulate Rod?

Way To Go Rod!

Would you like us to send you a T-Shirt?

We will only sell your name across country...

No Thank You...

They'll be another contest in the future...

Thanks for listening...

Maybe you should enter it Ben?