Donald Dahl the underground writer

Donald was the younger brother of acclaimed children's author Rolad Dahl. Donald always wanted to a writer, he decided to leave Wales and start a new life in new York. Donald started to work for tabloid paper focusing on bizarre stories like I married my pet rat, my husband is in love in his car. Donald grew tired for writing for this paper, he decided to enter adult literature. Â His best sellers were
The twats, about a young naive man going to a strip club
The bitches, about Donald's ex bitter wives
Mrs fox incredible box, about call girl who got a special talent
Mr. Winker chocolate starfish, about a former gay pornstar running a sweet shop
Donald became a instant success but all his works  were banned in the western hemisphere however they extremely popular in the Soviet union. Soon Donald life was spiraling out control, after a wild weekend with big bird and dr. Seuss and getting wasted on cocaine and booze, Donald accidentally shot big bird with a blow and arrow pretending to be William Tell. Donald left the glitz and flith of new York and decide to live in the Soviet union.
Part 2 coming soonÂ
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Forget about Rolad Dahl this guy is the real dealÂ
LOL!! LMAO!!.......this is hysterical bro!!.......if there is ANY truth to this ...I would LOVE to read......"The Twats" & "Mrs. Fox Incredible Box"....LOL!!......if this is ALL a fiction....then you need to write these........because just the idea is worth tons of money!!.........LOVED IT!!.......you are a very cool dude!!.......with a GREAT sense of humor!!.......ALL STARS.....cool stuff JAMES!!.......LOVE and ROCKETS!!.......T xo