Hello?
Hello may I speak to Sparrowsong?
One moment...
Sparrowsong phone call......
WHOA!
LOOK Harold you caught something...
UGH!
What is it Marge?
It's a...
Dear Carol,
My Sister Friend...
Remember when I told you one day I would write to you in...
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The Blizzard of Nineteen Hundred Seventy-eight...
People were buying up water, fuel, wood,
...
Terror wreaked through a village, as more and more people became affected by a man with a gun. A young lady...
The walls were marble-- that pure glossy white seeming to be scorched by black tar. They shone bright and...
A dog made friends with a chicken, and felt good about how well he had changed...proud of himself, the dog...
The Ugliest girl in the World entered a beauty contest, before a standing ovation she wön first prize!......
I will be back...
Sparrowsong where are you going?
It is such a beautiful night I thought I...
PLEASE DO NOT LOOK!
Sparrowsong?
Yes Rachel?
My Mom is real mad Sparrowsong......
Ahh...
YAWN...
Umm...
You are more tired than usual......
Touch me here
Touch me there
He knew just how to
When and where
I...
Sparrowsong don't open that drink...
Bump...
Oh oh...
Yet...
Yeah......
Sparrowsong has struck...
AGAIN!
What did she do?
Excuse me...
What is...
Yes...
What are you going to do today?
I have been thinking about...
Hello...
Fill out this tag and go stand over there with the others...
Look...
Look at the deer...
Sparrowsong...
That's an antelope...
Why isn't it at the...