HOW I ENDED UP AT THE NORTH POLE

In a box I go...

Wrapped and labeled...

To: Santa

From: The box should not be opened until you reach the North Pole...

Place the lid back on the box...

With all the excitement...

Now, I have to pee...

Grab my blanket while I'm at it...

How far is it to the North Pole?

Better pack a treat...

Oh no!

He's coming and now I have to sneeze!

Oh look a gift for me...

ACHOO!

Oh how nice...

Batteries are already in it...

That's how I ended up at the North Pole...

He sent me back because I left a real big poo!

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!