IF I WERE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

If I were president of the...

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

And I spend....

MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON CHRISTMAS!

I would certainly expect to get shot...

BODY GUARDS TAKE A...

PAID VACATION!

You are off the...

HOOK...

Nice...

Right?

Sparrowsong?

Yes...

If you were president of the United States of

America...

Wouldn't you deserve to spend a nice vacation?

Not me...

No way!