The internet

I looked out of my bedroom window and saw my neighbour Eileen Downham, cutting her lawn with her newly purchased petrol mower.

She had woken me at 9:00am on  a Sunday,  today I didn’t mind as  today I was meeting my online lover for the first time

Julie had told me she was 24 years old and she did not mind that I was 52 years old, we had got on really well for the last 18 months with our online chats and virtual relationship

We had both not sent photo’s, I suppose, we both, well I was probably embarrassed at the way I looked as  I was old enough to be her dad, my actual daughter Michelle was away at university in Colchester.

I was getting both nervous and excited at the same time, I hadn’t had any physical relationships for over 4 years since my wife had left me.

I got to the hotel early, and luckily they let me into the room  I had booked for the night. It was 1:30pm we had arranged to meet at 3:00pm

I unpacked my small overnight bag and made my self a coffee

I wondered what she looked like, I imagined allsorts, I was getting nervous and a little horny, especially after recent text conversations on line about what we wanted to do to with each other

Bang on 3.00pm there was a knock on the door, I opened it nervously and got the shock of my life,’’ what the’’  I stammered, the good looking girl looked at me embarrassed and said OMG DAD !

The end