JAIL BIRD
May I make my phone call now?
Are you going to call your lawyer?
No...
I'm calling someone who will get me out of here...
Hello...
Hello I only have a minute and I need you to come and get me?
Sparrowsong you sound like you're in jail...
You're good...
You're in jail...
Yes...
Sparrowsong let me speak to an officer...
Excuse me pats alot...
My ride wants to talk to you...
Hello...
May I ask what Sparrowsong was arrested for?
She was flying in a deer crossing...
She created so much confusion that it locked the road down for two hours...
How much is her bail?
Are you sure you don't want to have her stay with us?
She will see the judge in a couple of weeks...
A couple of weeks?
Yes this type of court is held once a month...
When I can see her?
She can have visitors in a couple of days...
PLEASE DON'T LET ME HAVE TO
Sparrowsong I'm on the phone don't interrupt...
Let Sparrowsong know I will visit her in a couple of days...
How long do I have?
You will have fifteen minutes...
Fifteen minutes of pure laughter...
Perfect!
Say Goodbye Sparrowsong...
Good
Hugs...
sparrowsong
CLICK!
Like 2 Pin it 0
Comments
I had to read this, and at first I was laughing and then I felt bad. Jail time for flying in a deer crossing sounds a bit extreme, where is that so I know to stay clear of there. Always amusing and very creative Sparrowsong, much love and respect to you.
Hi Sparrowsong! Really like this writing, a great story told with brevity and humor! Love it! Your writing is very unique and creative. I especially like the "flying in a deer crossing!" It surprised me and changed the tone of the poem for me! Hope you have visitors! I would love to visit! Thank you for posting! xo Susan
Hey Sparrowsong
I thought jail birds cant fly i will come visit you haha
hugs
Rick
Hello Sis Cherie...
I knew I could count on you!
Thank you friends!
Thank you very much!
I will try to be more careful...
They should put signs a little higher up...
LOL!
Getting myself killed?
Not trying to do that...
Thanks for the love!
Have you figured out what you are going to do with me yet?
I hope it's all...
GOOD!
Hugs and love
sparrowsong
Hello Devon...
I hope you are still laughing my friend...
I'm sure you probably figured out there might be a little more to that story...
LOL!
I have learned my lesson...
I will do it way different next time...
Thanks for your kind message...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Sis Susan...
Thank you very much for your kind comment...
Glad I made you laugh...
I would love for you to visit me too...
Let's have a party!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Rick...
Thank you very much!
Hugs...
sparrowsong