Ladies

So, gentlemen..........there are different types of women out there.
I'll explain with a bit of a Sword and Sorcery scenario:

You're battling a notoriously Evil Dragon in the wastelands (metaphor), your lady beside you, and he has just burned one of your legs off!
As you fall, you exclaim "HA!! I WILL cut your heart out and EAT it while it still BEATS!!"
Lady #1: Screams and runs away
Lady #2: Turns to the Dragon and says, " I did MY part, replacing his sword!! Now PAY me!!"
Lady #3: Says, "Oh my darling! You are the bravest man I've ever known!! I LOVE you!! Let us retreat to my father's castle, where we will be safe and protected. I will slather your body with oils and my love!! We shall live for all of eternity in peace!!"
Lady #4: Hoists you up.....Hefts your shield. And, with her arms steadying you, says, "Let's go GET his heart!"