My Second Wife

I did not know the woman was so fine, she use to be the girlfriend of my best friend. When she was going with him, I thought he could do better if the truth be told. No offense Buddy, but I had no eye for her at all when she was with you. Of course I had eyes for her best friend, who I had met sitting on a wall in town. I stopped my taxi in the middle of the street, wounded down my window by remote, and asked if she would have my baby. The sweet sexy lady said something about no more children out of wedlock, so I told her to hop in and we can talk about the particulars in the park. She hopped in and we became just friends notwithstanding my baby plea. This is how I got to know Janene on another level. These two friends and me and Buddy, now somehow he had an eye on my healthy girl's legs, but I had no eyes for Janene at that time, no offense Mrs. Leslie, but these are the facts as they were. However, as time would have it, Buddy's eyes shifted to the left and right and before you knew it, another skirt and blouse became more attractive to him and Janene kicked him to the curve. It had nothing to do with me, so I left them to their devices. I was in College, when my friend Janene's twin, told me she was pregnant. It was not for me, cause i had not even as much tasted her skin by way of a kiss, but still held out hope that one of them eggs had my name on it. But when she got pregnant for that criminal, no offense JR...my story...I all but gave up on romance with her. Now that Buddy was of and loving and I was in limbo I debated if love and sex conspired against me. Till one day a brother from my Church, Big Smith, told me there was a healthy woman that would make me a good wife. He took me to Court Street, where my first meeting with God took place and where my first wife found sex and relief in the arms of my competitor. When I saw that Janene was the woman he was referring to, I almost wanted to stay off Court Street for life. For I not only knew her, she was the ex girlfriend of my best friend, not to mention she was the best friend of the woman who would not have a baby unless married to me, but had two without being married to some other dude. So No! I was not interested not in the least. Before I could turn to leave and get out of dodge, Janene asked me for a ride to a church function. Without thinking I said sure, and before I knew it we were walking as a couple in front of the whole church tent meeting. Hassling through the crowd it forced me to pass my ex-wife who was seating in a few seats across giving rise to an expression forced from my face as I saw her look at Janene as if she had seen a ghost. When the meeting was over, I asked Janene if she knew my ex-wife, to which she told me the oddest story. Turned out that my ex-wife wanted so much to be like Janene, that all through her schooling my ex-wife wanted to be very much like Janene to the point of dressing like her etc etc. I happened to be with the one that my ex-wife wanted to be most like. That had such a ring to it, like poetry in motion, God seemed to be my guide and Father. From that point I notice the big butt Janene was sporting, and everything else came into focus to the point that not only did I marry her, and stayed married 21 years, I was hopping she might become disabled so i could bath her for the rest of her life. But alas, she upgraded to a newer model and gave me my walking papers. But I'm still licking my lips from the 21 years...smile...nj