SMOKE ALARM

How do I turn it off before the fire department is called? Wave paper or something over it. Why aren't you concerned about the fire department. They've never put a fire out for me before. Two States, Two separate incidences and the second time it was the car and they couldn't find me one block over 'cause they changed all the addresses for 911. So don't worry they wouldn't be here too fast. If they show up I will let you have the honor of speaking with them. Please try to be careful. If you get zapped don't panic.