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SOCIAL SECURITY SAY WHAT

SOCIAL SECURITY SAY WHAT!

Excuse me?

Do you have a number?

Yes I have several...

Which one would you like?

What?

I have a phone number...

A birthday number...

Do you have a ticket? No...

Why would you pay it?

YOU MUST TAKE A NUMBER FROM THE STAND OVER THERE!

Oh...

Thank you very much...

Number Three-twelve...

I have the

YOU MUST GET IN BACK OF THE LINE!

Where is it?

Out the door...

What?

Calling number one seventy-nine...

I Just have a question...

Sometimes, questions can lead you to the Doc...

Not if half your body is amputated and has a very

Short time to live 'cause of cancer and...

YOU ARE DENIED?

What if you have at best five years to live and you are

Unable to work 'cause of your...

ILLNESS?

That you never asked for...

My name is sparrowsong...

I am here for someone else?

Noone answers the phone...

I will wait...

Thank You...

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Jai Masters

Aaaaaargggggh I feel the agony

as I am a number : you got a good point 

Here Sparrow help me aaaaaarggghhh

And all sufferers of DSS.

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sparrowsong

I have neighbors who are on it and...
They are able to do all kinds of stuff...

I don't know what qualifies and doesn't...

What I would think does they say

No...

What I think doesn't they say...

Yes...

Maybe someone knows...

I sure don't. ..

Hugs

sparrowsong

S

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Jai Masters

Aaaaargggh sparrow send me a biscuit 

I am on DSS life support just beg!! For mercy 

Or win the lottery!! God send Sparrow the winning 

Ticket please!! 

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sparrowsong

Jai...

So SWEET OF YOU!

You know I'd share...

Hugs Jai...

Thank You...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Where should I send the bisquit?
It might take me a couple of days...

Can anyone send Jai a bisquit?

WE NEED A BISQUIT!

(You may want to ask for something else when you

Reached...

Maximum bisquit capacity)

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Tina Moore

That is a true piece and with cutbacks etc  any child even on disability are affected..to get on the phone to the ss sorry dhss..  is a nightmare and waiting with your number for ages to go through it all again ...uk anyway...  feel your pain :( 

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