SPARROW CATCHER

You gotta come see this?

Should I brace myself Sparrowsong?

Nope...

I have that covered...

Show me Sparrowsong...

CLOSE YOUR EYES...

GIVE ME YOUR HAND...

Ready?

Yes I am ready Sparrow...

We are here...

OPEN YOUR EYES...

Sparrowsong!

Cool Right?

Isn't it...

AMAZING?

Sparrowsong it looks like a gigantic...

SPIDER WEB!

You are not seeing the whole picture...

THIS IS A MULTI-MILLION WAY TO...

Entertain myself WITHOUT INJURY TO MYSELF OR

ANY ONE ELSE...

It is sure to catch Sparrow from...

HITTING THE FLOOR...

In any position...

Want to give it a try?

Sparrowsong?

Yeah...

PLEASE BE CAREFUL!

Will do...

Thank You for liking it...

Sparrowsong remember you are a bird...

You don't have to hit the floor unless you want too...

You never know when I may have to use other resources in case a...

WING BREAKS...

Shhh

Not on myself...

I am not...

CRAZY!