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SPARROWSONG AND THE BIRD HATER
Hello...
OOH!
Bird please stay away from me...
Are you having a bad day?
I wasn't...
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO BIRDS?
Please say...
LOVE 'EM!
NO WAY!
Like in the bible I use a...
SLINGSHOT AND A STONE!
Stay right there...
LITTLE BIRD...
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!
I usually am the one to...
SAY THAT...
NOT TODAY LITTLE BIRD!
OH OH!
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I am on my second beer in my mind...
I bend over...
Missed me...
I step to the right...
Missed me...
Step to the left...
Third beer please?
HICCUP!
Sparrowsong, this one hit home with me....been a rough summer so far with birds, first they cleaned practically every cherry off my tree, then they built a nest in a flower tree at the beginning of a path to the back yard and go into attack mode if you go near it, my neighbour almost lost an eye from an attack, these birds are not ordinary cute little whistles, theseĀ critters are filled with rageĀ and have 2 inch razor sharp beaks, and they have the law on their side; you can't touch them....hey bring your American sling shot and I won't tell a soul, lol....cool write, did you say you're on your third beer? :D cheers
My third beer in my mind...
Have you or neighbor tried throwing fruit flavored seeds or bread with fruit in it?
Maybe they will see you tossing it away from the areas you don't want them...
Just a suggestion...
If that doesn't work...
EVENTUALLY THEY'LL ANNOY YOUR GOVERNMENT ENOUGH!
Then they'll have to come up with a compromise so...
THEY WON'T BE EXTINCT...
That's all I have...
Sorry...
I am on the cute side...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
I'll try the bread and fruit thing right now, Sparrowsong, but the sling shot is very tempting, lol.... thank u
I Love your mind!!..........well done Sparrow!!..............T xo
Beware of temptation Christopher...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Thank You Tony...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Mirela...
Thank you o much!
Wish you well!
Hugs...
sparrowsong