SPARROWSONG THE COLUMNIST

Sparrowsong did you see the ad in the newspaper?

No...

They are looking for a columnist...

You should check it out Sparrowsong...

What type of columnist?

A life advisor...

A LIFE ADVISOR?

Sure Sparrowsong...

You would be great at it...

You're full of...

Umm?

Answers Sparrowsong...

Huh Huh...

There's an application process I will check it out...

Sparrowsong we are almost finished with the application I just have a few more questions to ask you...

If someone writes in with a relationship issue such as...

My boyfriend leaves alot of decisions up to me...

What would your response be Sparrowsong?

My response...

Dump him...

He wants his...

Mommy...

Thank You for your time Sparrowsong...

You said you had a few more questions for me...

It is getting late Sparrowsong and I need to send this application over to the Supervisor in that...

Department...

Thank You...

Interesting Interview...

Secretary please hold...

ALL CALLS...

Thank You...