SPARROWSONG HAS THE SNIFFLES

Sparrowsong are you sniffling?

Yup...

I need a tissue...

BLOW!

Sparrowsong are you sick?

Nope...

Just my nose has a problem...

Sparrowsong you are an all weather bird...

I am not a young chick anymore you know...

I need your assistance...

Here...

Sparrowsong why did you hand me three rolls of toilet paper?

When I fluff up all of my feathers I need you to pad me up...

Pad you up?

Yes...

On the television commercial they use it for padding and it's refreshingly clean...

It's soft and very absorbent...

Surely,I will stay warm and dry...

Give me extra on my sides in case I need to use some and...

BLOW!

Ahh Choo!

Bless you Sparrowsong...

Thank you very much for the Bless Me and...

Your kind assistance...

How do I look?

Sparrowsong you look like a bird wrapped in toilet paper...

PERFECT!

Now I am ready for any kind of weather...

Ahh Choo!

Bless you again Sparrowsong...

Thank You!

Hugs...

sparrowsong