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SPARROWSONG SANTA CLAUS NEEDS AN ELF

HIDE ME QUICK!

Sparrowsong what's the matter?

Santa Claus needs an elf and...

Oh No!

Here he comes...

Hello...

Hello Santa...

How are you?

I am well, but one of my elves is ill and...

I need another helper...

Do you think Sparrowsong could help me out again this year?

She's right over there Santa...

Why don't you go and ask her?

I don't see her...

That's funny she was right over there...

I will find her...

Sparrowsong?

Sparrowsong?

Here she is Santa...

Sparrowsong didn't you hear me call you?

Hello Santa Claus...

HO HO HO!

Were you avoiding me Sparrowsong?

Santa Claus...

You have that look in your eye...

What look Sparrowsong?

Oh Sparrowsong...

Would you be my elf look?

HO HO HO!

You know me too well Sparrowsong...

As a matter of fact...

I do need a helper...

Would you help me?

What do you need me to do?

Sparrowsong I need you to handle the good kid line...

The good kid line Santa?

Last year Maynard had three kids when he had the good line...

Do you think I will have more kids this year?

HO HO HO!

C'mon Sparrowsong the children are waiting...

Hello little one...

Hello...

Are you ready to see Santa?

I can see him fine from right here...

Do you have anything you would like Santa Claus to bring you this year?

Yes, of course I do...

But, I was naughty and...

You need to get in that line over there...

Over there?

Yup...

That's the naughty line...

ELF MAYNARD!

Here comes another one!

Sparrowsong?

You don't have anyone in your line...

This year I got stuck with the good kids...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Devon La Porte

Lol oh Sparrowsong your too funny. I can't imagine you being an elf. I always have a big smile on my face reading your writes. Thank you for that and a big bear hug from me to you.

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sparrowsong

Hello Devon...

Being an Elf is fun...

Of course kids give funny reactions just 'cause I'm not Santa...

Kids can be quite bossy with their demands of...

We want Santa Claus not a stupid Elf!

Sweet kids!

Freezing in tights is a different experience in itself...

Thank you for your comment...

You made me smile too!

Thank you for your big bear hug!

BIG BEAR HUG BACK TO YOU!

sparrowsong

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Good narrative story of the season, love it my applause, my vote

Love & hugs

Willy

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sparrowsong

Hello Willy...

Thank you for your comment!

Glad you enjoyed!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

That is very sweet of you...

Sexy Elf?

Is it one of those that the one wearing it is freezing, but the ones looking at it feel warmer?

I can hear it now...

Look Mommy Look Daddy what a pretty Elf...

Oh look honey Santa's gone X rated...

LOL!

Thanks again Sis...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Richard...

Thank you very much!

:)

Hug.

sparrowsong

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Richard Waters

You're welcome !

Your way of writing is very efficient at creating hunour or putting a point across ! Always worth a read !

Thanks for sharing !

Hug.

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sparrowsong

Hello Richard...

That is such a sweet comment!

Thank you very much!

:)

Hug.

sparrowsong

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