WEDDING BOQUET TOSS

Sparrowsong?

Are you ready for your part as a Bridesmaid?

There's nothing to it...

I just stand there and smile 'til my cheeks go numb...

Sparrowsong?

Remember the wedding etiquette?

Umm...

No flying...

Don't catch the bouquet...

Sparrowsong the Bride's gown?

Right!

Don't trip the Bride...

When the question is asked if anyone objects to this couple being wed?

Umm...

Sparrowsong don't jump up and down and yell...

He's an idiot!

Right...

No jumping up and down...

Alright Sparrowsong I think you're ready...

This dress makes me feel like a puffed up mermaid...

I hope I don't have to walk alot...

Hello Sparrowsong you look beautiful...

I feel like a...

Sparrowsong go take your place...

Does anyone object to this couple being wed?

He's an...

Sparrowsong keep quiet...

Sparrowsong we're ready for the bouquet toss...

Everyone ready?

Here it comes...

Sparrowsong!

It's a bouquet not a hot potato...

I don't care what it is or isn't...

She threw it at me and...

I don't want it...

You take it...

Sparrowsong...

You caught it fair and square...

You bumped me and...

It's all yours...

This is not tackle football...

I have a wedding etiquette question?

What is it Sparrowsong?

She bumped me at the boquet toss...

I caught it by accident...

Then...

She said it was mine...

Sparrowsong threw it at me like it was...

On fire...

Who does it belong to?

If you say me...

I will never go to another wedding for the rest of my life...

What about your own wedding Sparrowsong?

You can tell me ALL about it when you get home...

'Cause I'm not going...

Hugs...

sparrowsong