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YOU CALL THAT ROMANTIC?

YOU CALL THAT ROMANTIC?

Knock Knock!

Hello may I help you?

Is Sparrowsong here?

I will get her for you...

Are those flowers for Sparrowsong?

Yes they are...

Uh oh...

Hi...

Hello Sparrowsong...

​​​​​​These are for you...

Flowers?

Seriously?

Doesn't anyone go to a different school?

Doesn't anyone think outside the box?

You don't like flowers?

I didn't say I don't like them...

​​​​​​I'm trying to be romantic...

You call that romantic?

Yes...

Everybody gives flowers...

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

Men aren't the only ones with a stomach...

I'm confused...

I'm going to put these in water...

Sparrowsong left you at the door?

She'll be right back she said she was going to put the flowers in water...

I don't think she's coming back...

Why do you say that?

She just went out the back door...

I don't understand...

Flowers say like to Sparrowsong or Happy Anniversary...

Pizza says love...

To her that's romantic...

I'm back...

​​​​​​I put the flowers in the yard... 

Sparrowsong what do candles say to you?

Fire hazard...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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Dean Kuch

Hahahaha!
I gotta admit, I ain't got much love for romance either, Sparrowsong.
To me, love is simply lust with a hefty price tag attached.
I am a sucker for a nice shoulder and neck message however, and those don't cost a damn thing...unless you go to certain proprietors, if ya know what I'm sayin'?
Oh yeah, before I forget. I'll take pizza over flowers any day myself, heh-heh.
Hilarious!
~Dean ??????...

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sparrowsong

Hello Dean...

I don't find the usual things romantic...

Dare to be different that means much more to me...

​​​​​​Everyone that does what everyone does, it's expected and ordinary...

Put some thought and heart into it...

That says special to me...

Some women love the ordinary...
​​
I always wondered if the so called massage places were just a cover...

I know people that would go to them and they sure came back very very happy...

Just to let you know I can eat a medium pizza by myself...

Thank you for your fun comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Dean Kuch

You're very welcome, Sparrowsong.
As far as massage parlors go, it all depends.
I'll put it this way—you get what you pay for and leave it at that.
I can eat a large pizza by myself.
It just takes me a day or two, heh-heh. ?

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sparrowsong

???

Putting it that way may as well get an extra large...

Pizza not the massage...

?

​​​​Hugs again...

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Tina...

Weekend in Paris...

Oui Oui...

Flowers?

Did someone mention flowers?

Sounds very special indeed my friend!

Thank you for your sweet comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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A Lonely Journey

LOL!! 
That was great, Little Sparrow! I like your mind! 
(I would have eaten the flowers first to drive the point home, but you did a great job). 
Awesome write, my friend! 

Matthew.  

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sparrowsong

Hello Matthew...

I don't like floral after taste but, I liked your comment a lot...

Thank you for your fun comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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