YOU WEREN'T TALKING TO ME

Greeted with a twisted smile...

In a very deep voice...

Welcome...

Guests have began to check-in...

Staying for the weekend I see...

Yes Sir...

Enjoy your stay!

I will...

Hello?

Hello Sir...

I checked in about an hour ago and there's a problem with the door? 

Is it jammed?

Yes Sir it is...

Knock three times and  it will open...

That's odd...

It worked...

Hello Sir...

Hello...

Could you tell me the history here?

Not much to tell really...

Is this hotel haunted?

No, of course not...

It's an old building and sometimes things get jammed...

Sparrowsong you left the faucet on...

I didn't use that sink...

I used the other one...

Sparrowsong? 

I was downstairs and there was nothing running when I left...

Are you sure?

Yes...

Sparrowsong  you were downstairs?

Yes...

You're so funny...

You were not downstairs...

I wasn't? 

You were on the balcony...

I didn't go onto the balcony...

I was trying to get the door opened to the hallway...

Sparrowsong you were on the balcony...

Sparrowsong here you are!

I have been looking for you everywhere...

We have been talking for ten minutes...

Sparrowsong I just came back to the room...

You asked me about the faucet...

What about the faucet?

You weren't talking to me...

People check-in...

Do they check out? 

It's going to be a great weekend Sparrowsong! 

Yes...

Great!

Hugs...

sparrowsong