18+

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The final frontier – post...

The final frontier – post consciousness

as imagined by cogent, fervent, intelligent,
lucent, occident, reticent, and uneminent
...

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Four white walls

Asylum.

Song ❤

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Unrequited car rearing...

Ford score and...Chevy
five years ago,
my Model A strapping
handsome big bro,
(...

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Learning when/how to close...

flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Learning when/how to close seat then...

Bull leave me you, though how bison
teen and juvenile
from a sixty four year old
...

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hinterlands of thee...

alternately titles: I got noose for you,

hinterlands of thee netherlands

Yours truly doth garrotte tee
another itsy bitsy,
betsy wetsy easy breezy read.

oft...

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While attempting going to...

December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me...

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Facebook messenger friend...

Facebook messenger friend requests maybe giant bots in disguise

Synthesizing aesthetically comely humans
to market, prostitute and capitalize
fore skin...

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Wonderment at existence – mine

Wonderment at existence – mine

a sixty four year old married bloke
born January 13th, mcmlix
under Capricorn sign in general...

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No more questions.

I promise~

No more questions.

Promises, promises, promises!
Bah humbug! All you are is 'talk'
You never get anything done...

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A Cup of Hot Cocoa (18+)

Adult Comedy

It's Christmas morning
and Stacy is just getting out of the shower
She's completely shocked...

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…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE.....

this Xmas eve day 2023

…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS.....

After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake
played cow...

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FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

written twelve years ago
when yours truly about two score
and twelve years old,
and...

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Long time Shelton,...

Long time Shelton, Washington transplants...

also known as
noteworthy Trader Joe's patrons
bass sic lee did treble themselves
...

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Spring with me lettuce roll

Spring with me lettuce roll

Argh...i moost take a jet, train, auto to boot
n travel countless miles to quench me thirst
...

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Yuletide pageant merry go...

Yuletide pageant merry go round

Panoply of mystical elements of holly day style
breathe prez sense frostily exhaled aired
per...