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Inevitable death defines...

Inevitable death defines afterlife

I mull mortality
thru lens crafted occipital orbs
regarding a better future
experience...

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Scrounging for boogers...

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust

My humblest apology if the following account
doth gross thee out forlorn childhood of mine
...

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Isis staind 26+ years of...

Isis staind 26+ years of marriage

Yes, believe me you,
I (also considered the best karaoke singer
for the go-go's)
...

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By George (burning hard), I...

By George (burning hard), I Shaw tried to playwright

offers his unsolicited tidbits
as scene courtesy
the following virtually
staged...

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A field day shoe fit for...

A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose

Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice
Pandora called triggering
helter skelter to get...

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I haint retracting casting...

I haint retracting casting myself, nor worming against being raffish ratfish

This subdued wordsmith
doth not rack his brains to coon fess appeal
toward one household pop...

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Grant this civil yankee to...

Grant this civil yankee to doodle till Lee gets blue in the face

blowing 99 red balloons April 9th, 2023
will signal 158 years since Appomattox
plus what...

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Shooting sixty four rapids...

Powder milk biscuits helped yours truly,
a Norwegian farmer wannabe feel bold
enough to...

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Virtual trophies (wife for...

Virtual trophies (wife for I)...

offered, husbanded, and collected
when winning solitaire
Nothing beats that exaltant rush of...

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Spring equinox arrives...

Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Despite what outside temperature registers
(even absolute zero), the official arrival
of...

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Putin non gmo gluten free...

The following binary raw bits
hither and yon to and fro flits
across eyes of unknown reader...

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On Our Backs

Laying down for something
The specifics are immaterial

We all prostitute ourselves
...

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Matthew O' Harris Ease...

Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman

Since adopting the guise
of Norwegian bachelor farmer,
I may as well fabricate genetic stock...

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Beware The Ides of March 2023

Beware The Ides of March 2023

Ides simply referred to first new moon,
which usually fell between
the thirteenth and...

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Inspection took place...

Inspection took place February 17th, 2023...

At 1330 hours (indicated
courtesy notification slipped under door
less than twenty four hours...

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I got friggin heebie jeebies

I got friggin heebie jeebies

Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si...

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Back to you Billy, for ways...

Back to you Billy, for ways I whiled away herding ennui

Ah...a flood of memories wash over
this anointed Goatama Boo Da,
whose respected G.O.A.T...