Abandoned

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IN A WHITE ROOM

IN A WHITE ROOM

In a white room with black curtains the shadows
run from themselves when you've been waiting;...

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…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE.....

this Xmas eve day 2023

…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS.....

After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake
played cow...

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Value

S.O.S

Value

What good is life
Without the enjoyment of it
To even have her, to call
“My dearly...

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life

snapshots of misery

wanted nowhere
feeling forlorn
needing less time
life is such a grind

tears do...

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Sleep Cosmo

Sleep Cosmo

This the era of sleep
Eyes filled with glue
Numb bed sore snooze
Monolithic head upon...

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Spring with me lettuce roll

Spring with me lettuce roll

Argh...i moost take a jet, train, auto to boot
n travel countless miles to quench me thirst
...

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BOOM TO BUST

BOOM TO BUST

Some of the wealthiest countries are now seen on shows like Mysteries of the Abandoned...

Beautiful...

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Psychologically still thirteen

Psychologically still thirteen

Ordinarily meaning pre Internet days
familiarization with me would entail
bringing the avid...

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One generic baby boomer, (a...

offers his interpretation of critical race theory

One generic baby boomer, (a garden variety sexagenarian)...

I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated,
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, intelligent,...

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This accidental arsonist...

This accidental arsonist sparked following matchless anecdote

I attribute being a grown mad scientist
linkedin with tacit approval of parents
(both long...

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Font Din Black

so u real???

Font Din Black


Warning! The following choppy, batty,
dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy,
...

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C'mon Gimme A Botox...

C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!

Before you engage in bacchanalia
with this sixty four year old,
married Caucasian male,...

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On wanting to become a...

On wanting to become a Norwegian bachelor farmer

I (Matthew Scott Harris, a nineteen seventy seven Methacton alum, and an eccentric and opportunistic...

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Come post presidential...

Come post presidential election 2024...

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race,...

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Holly day cheer, oy vey

while yours truly
a sixty four year old
married playboy wannabe
draws up blueprints of...