Abduction

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A meadow for Autumn

A meadow for Autumn

Forest, I lay me down to rest
upon bed of moss.
Eternal sleep immediately overtakes me...

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Figurative paralysis laid...

Figurative paralysis laid waste body electric of mine

This is Spinal tap
bamboozling, binding, bleeding, bombing...
ripped from every dog eared...

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Red hot chili pepper poker...

Red hot chili pepper poker face...

Born that way angry antithetical
mailer daemon when...
all of Christendom bows their...

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Highlights from Highland Manor

Highlights from Highland Manor

Courtesy Goofus and Gallant
who began their broadly-drawn
moral plays in the 1950s,
...

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Self destructive wickedness...

Self destructive wickedness arrested, convicted, and gaoled...

with kidnapping little boy
ordered to suffer
life sentence without parole.

The deadly...

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Absconded

Absconded

Come hither maid fair
Nevermore despair
Heartbeats only for thee
Entrust infinitude to...

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Non labor (relations) day...

Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem

Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated...

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Fretfully aching to feel...

Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle

After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome...

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I can only imagine how n&...

I can only imagine how n'ice e-z floe...

Tubby in the calving throes
breaking free and clear
shepherding, milking, and honing
...

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Fringe benefits (a plug)...

Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive

Expanse of green acres draped
like a petticoat when ye arrive
birds of a feather flock...

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Rigorous sphincter ani...

Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to...

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ARGH! NO MORE MEDICARE!

A worst nightmare loomed large
notification courtesy Montgomery County
Assistance Office...

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"Got your fluff again...

"Got your fluff again"

(for purpose of this poem
pronounce last word uh gain).

The missus uttered
...

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Brownian motion writ large...

Brownian motion writ large...

within small medium
as light brainstorm doth
hail forth the following poem.

Across...

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I wait with bated breath...

I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth...

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Awareness For the Children

Poets and Poetess
This is not a call for donations
it is a call for awareness.
Please...

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Where art thou anonymous...

Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor?

Ah... methinks legal tender
could be a boon to help me bolster
mein kampf with necessary...