Abduction

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The Robbery

The Robbery

You stole my heart and now I just want it back,
once that happens, they'll be nothing that I lack;...

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Spring equinox arrives...

Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Despite what outside temperature registers
(even absolute zero), the official arrival
of...

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Putin non gmo gluten free...

The following binary raw bits
hither and yon to and fro flits
across eyes of unknown reader...

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Future To The Back

Future To The Back

Would we like to return to the past like Marty McFly?
when you're there, then to the future you must...

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Matthew O' Harris Ease...

Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman

Since adopting the guise
of Norwegian bachelor farmer,
I may as well fabricate genetic stock...

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Beware The Ides of March 2023

Beware The Ides of March 2023

Ides simply referred to first new moon,
which usually fell between
the thirteenth and...

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Inspection took place...

Inspection took place February 17th, 2023...

At 1330 hours (indicated
courtesy notification slipped under door
less than twenty four hours...

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The howling winds of March

The howling winds of March

Furious gusts of air
mightily blow bestirring anchored poet
sitting comfortably numb
...

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Ghostly spirits from deadly...

Ghostly spirits from deadly arsenal spell haunting annihilation

With mighty mouse and Hercules height
tried to retrieve sanity spread loose;
a faded...

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    Wergle Flomp Good Humor...

    Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:

I dash with my jiggling...

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Struggle to write

Witnessed courtesy the following poetic sight
especially when dark shadows foretell edge of night...

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Damn bad reputation counts...

The following fictitious poetic vignette attempts a feeble tale of one ordinary day in life of anonymous...

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My ebbing physical prowess...

My ebbing physical prowess and strength

noticeably decreases in one direction.

I take lock, stock and barrel
to revisit good ole...

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Valentines Day always found...

Valentines Day always found me quiver and bowed over

Ring with no feather in my cap only envy
at handsome man drakes with bucks,
who could bank on...

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Ongepatshket torqued skewed...

Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection

drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk.

When e'er I summon fat chance
to empower me self...

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Inferiority complex as a...

Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult

Yours truly (an amazingly,
gracefully, and markedly modest
passively aging baby boomer -...

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Some pro's and con&...

Some pro's and con's of being connected to virtual reality

Dune not be bashful, grumpy, leery
or any other contemporary dwarf man
regarding countless...