Abduction

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Valentines Day always found...

Valentines Day always found me quiver and bowed over

Ring with no feather in my cap only envy
at handsome man drakes with bucks,
who could bank on...

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Ongepatshket torqued skewed...

Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection

drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk.

When e'er I summon fat chance
to empower me self...

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Inferiority complex as a...

Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult

Yours truly (an amazingly,
gracefully, and markedly modest
passively aging baby boomer -...

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Some pro's and con&...

Some pro's and con's of being connected to virtual reality

Dune not be bashful, grumpy, leery
or any other contemporary dwarf man
regarding countless...

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Shadows Dancing

in brightest mid-day sunlight
they danced ..
albeit, barely touching but …
in perfect...

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Happy 211th birthday...

Happy 211th birthday Charles Dickens

born February 7, 1812,
whose living descendents
I would be thrilled to befriend,
hence...

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Please Just Help Me

Please Just Help Me

One, two, oh no it's not you!?!?!

Three, four, right at my front door.

Five, six it's me...

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A psalm to solemnize pure...

A psalm to solemnize pure tin forefathers/mothers...

Who didst unknowingly, unquestionably,
and unwittingly script vitality
and the prologue to...

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Groundhog day - Thursday,...

Groundhog day - Thursday, February 2nd 2023

The date of the celebration
(the second day of February) coincides
with medieval feast of...

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Creative cerebral...

Childhood campy chimera curtain call
subsequently hinting (based on accuweather)
the approach...

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An image of the netherworld...

An image of the netherworld envisioned by a misanthrope

Mein kampf fraught re:
emotionally/psychologically challenged
impossible mission to cope...

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I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty...

I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook...

and ruffling turkey feathers!

An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith
once, a former main lion...

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Severe surge regarding thou...

Severe surge regarding thou shalt not kill violations

Fifth commandment breached regularly
epidemic of gun violence in America
bullets fly, scream...

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Rampant and endemic police...

Rampant and endemic police brutality...

flourishes against United States citizens of color
going on three years
post George Floyd...

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My nascent poetic tribute...

My nascent poetic tribute to black history month

more apropos and alternately titled:
praise to thee people
of variegated melanin color,...

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The missus served me high...

The missus served me high test coffee...

Ah... tis nothing more heavenly
(to one borne again devout atheist)
then a spring like...

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Baneful brickbats begat...

Baneful brickbats begat grievous barrier

Tell tale indelible woe y'all
privy to learn yours truly harbors
traces of the masterful...