Abduction

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I imagine relief while...

I imagine relief while feeling comfortably numb...

anesthetized courtesy central air

analogous to gulping down
a tall glass of ice cold water...

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A Trite Nihilistic Occasion

A Trite Nihilistic Occasion

This doodling Yankee
(boot noah dandy)
doth newt lack chutzpah,
tries to finagle...

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Average Size Non Boldface...

In Times New Roman, I font
to hitch wagon to a star.

Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here...

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Sublimated death wish no...

Sublimated death wish no longer permeates thru mine every cell

When alive and livingsocial
within webbed wide world
analogous to an emotional hell
I...

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Yours truly a tried and...

Yours truly a tried and true Philly buster

Prone to bloviation pure and simple
rides on figurative high horse,
which doubles up as my...

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Venerated paternal puissant...

His buzzfeeding spirit jump started
and kindled eternally his uplifting karma,
thus I present...

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All the Words He Left...

Not all poetry is pretty, is it .. and no, I'm not a...

Listen, these words were meant
only to be whispered ..
But their inevitable sigh was
...

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Attempts at lifelong...

Attempts at lifelong friendships and holy matrimony...

Introduction: once again I incorporate
my trademark penchant
to fabricate fictitiously...

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Brilliant, grandiloquent,...

albeit modest word zealot

Brilliant, grandiloquent, magnificent, trenchant...

Writing prompts burst asunder
snap, crackle, and sweet Mary poppin
within me scrambled noggin...

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Anticipatory excitement...

Anticipatory excitement awaiting a thunderstorm...

Late afternoon April 14th, 2022
meteorologic destiny manifested...
rumbling atmospheric thud...

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April 9th, 2022 birthday...

April 9th, 2022 birthday poem for dearly departed papa

long since embraced dada's soul
which rocketed into aerospace
(courtesy General Electric...

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Be not complacent '...

Be not complacent 'bout dire global warming...

Thus spake Zarathustra
necessitating donning layered clothing
in tandem, especially...

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A Dark Heart Revenge

As my eyes roll into the back of my head
The flaws of my veins keep spreading
Until my mind...

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Voyage to the bottom of...

Voyage to the bottom of this...

prevaricated forth write Declaration!

As most every girl and boy
taught back in the day,...

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I discovered miscellaneous...

I discovered miscellaneous meaningless hodgepodge...

dating back circa: Age of computer antiquity
mine signature worthless gibberish
found...

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Break of day spawns...

Break of day spawns thwarted revanchist rebellion among biosphere

The last trailing tendril filaments
of moon beams nocturnally trace
fashion an illusory...

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Fun net ticks and sill lab...

Fun net ticks and sill lab buff hick aye shun

curt hissy Matthew Scott Harris
who wishes ewe well
to make $cents of the following
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