Abduction

Argh...i moost take a jet, train, auto to boot
n travel countless miles to quench me thirst
...

Darkness dreamt the way across a bridge of silent blades
ivory teeth slung as heavens rope
...

The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft...

Ordinarily meaning pre Internet days
familiarization with me would entail
bringing the avid...

I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated,
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, intelligent,...

ON THE KNEE OF THE ICE
CRAWLING AGAINST THIS DIAMOND VICE
AS SHE SAT UPRIGHT
...

I (for half life of mine,
aa Norwegian bachelor farmer)
crafts gonadal venal zest
...

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race,...

while yours truly
a sixty four year old
married playboy wannabe
draws up blueprints of...

December first nineteen fifty nine and
December first two thousand twenty three
represents...

greetings to a beautifully wrought reader
maybe ye happen to be a natural born leader
of...

Yup
I sobered up
despite expressing regular
(unleaded and unlettered)
urge to...

Despite countless factorial permutations
& combinations, this cyber surfer
avails left...

Tongue in cheek
by this moldering hybrid
combination nerd and geek
who suffers...

Twas the cusp of tooth thousand
twenty three summer solstice,
when yours truly (a fool...