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Precious priceless progeny

Precious priceless progeny

Hands down the most dramatic change ever needed to make the most profound impact awoke from helping beget...

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Non labor (relations) day...

Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem

Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated...

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Fretfully aching to feel...

Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle

After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome...

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I can only imagine how n&...

I can only imagine how n'ice e-z floe...

Tubby in the calving throes
breaking free and clear
shepherding, milking, and honing
...

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Fringe benefits (a plug)...

Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive

Expanse of green acres draped
like a petticoat when ye arrive
birds of a feather flock...

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Rigorous sphincter ani...

Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to...

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ARGH! NO MORE MEDICARE!

A worst nightmare loomed large
notification courtesy Montgomery County
Assistance Office...

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"Got your fluff again...

"Got your fluff again"

(for purpose of this poem
pronounce last word uh gain).

The missus uttered
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Brownian motion writ large...

Brownian motion writ large...

within small medium
as light brainstorm doth
hail forth the following poem.

Across...

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I wait with bated breath...

I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth...

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Where art thou anonymous...

Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor?

Ah... methinks legal tender
could be a boon to help me bolster
mein kampf with necessary...

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Incomplete metamorphosis of...

Incomplete metamorphosis of distilled adolescent...

therefore he characterizes himself as an anomaly...any idea why?
Mortified, petrified, stultified,...

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Impossible mission to sleep...

Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed...

Oddly enough even
when frolicking in the autumn mist
with seasoned super tramping
...

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Shame and guilt sabotaged...

Shame and guilt sabotaged mine healthy growth...

and let yours truly not forget emasculation
that prickly emotional immobilization
whereby...

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Booby trapped within...

Booby trapped within apartment unit b44

Circa August 18th, 2021
three years ago to date,
nevertheless I count blessings,
so...

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Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania...

Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania circa early 1970'S

(just in time for end of summer reading...
recounting emotionally disastrous campy turbulence)...

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Devil's advocate...

Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump...

The demagogue reincarnate
feels gifted to reign supreme
captivates, glorifies, lauds,
...