Absence

Champion boats and fishing tips and an undying love for cars, golfing with Stan for something different and...

written twelve years ago
when yours truly about two score
and twelve years old,
and...

This the era of sleep
Eyes filled with glue
Numb bed sore snooze
Monolithic head upon...

Disorderly Conduct

Keep to the right
Keep to the right
Teachers all taught
...

The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft...

Ordinarily meaning pre Internet days
familiarization with me would entail
bringing the avid...

I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated,
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, intelligent,...

I attribute being a grown mad scientist
linkedin with tacit approval of parents
(both long...

Even as old (dish) married
(spooning) curmudgeon,
who receives social security disability...

I (for half life of mine,
aa Norwegian bachelor farmer)
crafts gonadal venal zest
...

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race,...

while yours truly
a sixty four year old
married playboy wannabe
draws up blueprints of...

Where are you, my love,
whom I shall never meet
to experience
the success of sin?...

greetings to a beautifully wrought reader
maybe ye happen to be a natural born leader
of...

Yup
I sobered up
despite expressing regular
(unleaded and unlettered)
urge to...

Tongue in cheek
by this moldering hybrid
combination nerd and geek
who suffers...