Come with me through fantasy to the fables of Fairyland
I will promise you ecstasy, where the...
Hmm... on second thought lemme join anorexic club until rib cage protrudes taut and visible...
Zebidee and Marmalade are a most mismatched peculiar pair
Zebidee is completely bald with strands...
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Mr & Mrs Prickle were a very busy pair
They held a party on the farm and everyone was there...
Our forefathers came from afar with gracious thanks upon this land They broke bread with the native...
Deep down a dark alley to that castle above the valley
Little Bartholomew hurried on with his big...
From another country where you were born The elephants travel and the wilderness roams The...
Life is a rollercoaster with those highs and lows
Spinning in circles with the winds that blow...
ββBaa!!β bleats that cart Horse and βMeow!!β says the brown Cow
And when the Farmerβs wife milks...
I stimulate my senses whilst mellowing my moods
Soaking up those scented secrets from the foliage...
I lived in Africa where the stars were brighter, with smiling sprites and magical air was lighter;...
We stroll along the seaside within those radiant rays of yon sunset glows
Arm in arm amidst a...
Versus me (chilling as an outsize ego freezer) profusely perspiring and heavily...
Hope is a child taking you by the hand with faith taking hold of the other. What happens when Faith and...
Sally the sheepdog shepherded her sheep
She would listen to βCOME BYββ and βLIE DOWN DOG!!β Then...
It is not the essence of nature's beauty That I desire, Not a perfect smile, or an old oak...
All around and βBon voyage!!β to those white cliffs of Dover
I sailed my ship like a seafaring...