Adventure

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The Troubled Toad ๐Ÿธ

The Troubled Toad ๐Ÿธ

Down amidst the hollyhocks, along the cobbled, country road

I stumbled on three red-topped...

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The โ€˜Terrible Tropicalsโ€™

The โ€˜Terrible Tropicalsโ€™

Sid and his fiesty friends fancied an adventure, an expedition like none others

Well after much...

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Snow White & Cinderella ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

Snow White & Cinderella ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

Snow White knocked upon the door of number thirty three

Cinderella heard the rat-atat-tat and...

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I Want To Be A Ghost

Let me go to a mirror and I am invisible
No one can see me but they are right beside me
I...

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The Land Of Nod ๐Ÿ’•

The Land Of Nod ๐Ÿ’•

How many miles is it to โ€˜Dreamlandโ€™ ?
Can some kind traveller please tell me ?

I wish to go...

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100% Natural psyllium husk...

insync, especially with Amitiza delivered solid ecstasy

100% Natural psyllium husk...

Without shadow of doubt
I feel much relief
though literally pooped out
attested...

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โ€œShip Ahoy Me Hearties!!!โ€...

โ€œShip Ahoy Me Hearties!!!โ€ ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ

I dived into the deep blue ocean, my bottom half was a scaley tail

I swam with shoals of silver...

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The Fables Of Fairyland ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ

The Fables Of Fairyland ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ

Come with me through fantasy to the fables of Fairyland

I will promise you ecstasy, where the...

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I relished being hungry for...

I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

Hmm... on second thought
lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protrudes taut and visible...

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Zebidee & Marmalade ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

Zebidee & Marmalade ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

Zebidee and Marmalade are a most mismatched peculiar pair

Zebidee is completely bald with strands...

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The Prickles Shindig ๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿฆ”

The Prickles Shindig ๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿฆ”

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a very busy pair

They held a party on the farm and everyone was there...

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Grace Be It

Our forefathers came from afar with gracious thanks upon this land
They broke bread with the native...

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A mission of a vision ๐Ÿ’•

A mission of a vision ๐Ÿ’•

Deep down a dark alley to that castle above the valley

Little Bartholomew hurried on with his big...

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I Envy You

From another country where you were born
The elephants travel and the wilderness roams
The...

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Life is a rollercoaster ๐ŸŽข

Life is a rollercoaster ๐ŸŽข

Life is a rollercoaster with those highs and lows

Spinning in circles with the winds that blow...

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Down on the funny farm ๐Ÿคฃ

Down on the funny farm ๐Ÿคฃ

โ€œโ€Baa!!โ€ bleats that cart Horse and โ€œMeow!!โ€ says the brown Cow

And when the Farmerโ€™s wife milks...

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Walking through the woods ๐ŸŒฒ

Walking through the woods ๐ŸŒฒ

I stimulate my senses whilst mellowing my moods

Soaking up those scented secrets from the foliage...