Fiction

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Fake

Isn't it meant to be scary?

Isn't it meant to be mean?

Isn't it meant to be sinister?...

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NIGHT TIME IS HERE

NIGHT TIME IS HERE

The night time is here so do not fear unless there is a reason my dear.

Do you hear what I hear and...

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Donkey Kong Junior

Donkey Kong Junior

Mario captured and locked up a big brown ape.
It was up to the gorilla's son to help him escape....

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Coy and Vance

Coy and Vance

We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke.
When people watched us on TV, it made them puke....

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We're the Duke Boys

We're the Duke Boys

We're Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime.
When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time.
...

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I'm not a horse!

I'm not a horse!

People think that I'm a horse because of my ugly horse face.
When I go to the track, everybody...

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I'm Rosco P. Coltrane

I'm Rosco P. Coltrane

I'm the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane.
People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain...

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I'm Boss Hogg

I'm Boss Hogg

I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the...