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Everybody Needs God

Everybody needs God as much as they need air.
Have faith in the Lord and he'll always be there....

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Children Should Not Go With...

Never get in a car with a stranger.
If you do, you may be in danger.
There are some people...

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Live Long And Prosper

Live Long And Prosper

The entire world is in shock.
We lost the man who portrayed Spock.
He died at the end of Star...

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38 Years

38 Years

Today I've been living in my neighborhood for 38 years.
I was only a child when I moved here....

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2014

2014

You haven't been the greatest year that the world has ever seen.
But in my eyes, you sure have been...

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Electricity Is Taken For...

Electricity Is Taken For Granted

We don't appreciate electricity until it's gone.
Especially at night when our lights can't be turned...

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Bonnie and Clyde

Bonnie and Clyde

They were bank robbers and their names were Bonnie and Clyde.
They robbed banks in six states until...

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Goodbye Garner

Goodbye Garner

He starred in 'Move Over Darling', 'Grand Prix' and other flicks.
He was James Garner and sadly, he...

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Don't Text and Drive

While driving, a woman decided to text.
It was horrible what happened next.
She wrecked her...

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Pertwee's Peril

Pertwee's Peril

Your life was in peril eighteen years ago when you died of a heart attack.
You've been dead for many...

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Bob

Bob

When the opportunity came to be an actor, you decided to grab it.
Everybody enjoyed your performance...

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Mother Nature is Wonderful

Mother Nature is Wonderful

Mother Nature is wonderful, it will cause my new tree to grow delicious plums.
I enjoy planting...

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Chihuahua - Part III

Chihuahua - Part III

I adopted my Chihuahua six months ago today.
I adopted her five months after Mom passed away....

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Tammy

Tammy

Tammy Carper is the best friend that I've ever had.
She takes care of me and that makes me glad....

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The Golden Calf

The Golden Calf

The Egyptians' made a golden calf and worshipped it.

When the Lord learned what they did, he had a...

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Hustle Like Me

They call you corporate?

Well then so am I

You’re that same guy I saw pass by

And...

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Merry Christmas, Mom

Merry Christmas, Mom

Last Christmas was great because I was able to spend it with you.

But I'll be spending this...