I Wish to be a Male Model for Adult Diapers..

At my age, I occasionally encounter physical problems every now and then. Recently, I developed a urinary problem that made me have to buy adult diapers called "Depends."

Now, you might consider this embarrassing. Not so. In fact, there are some advantages to wearing these things that I had not necessarily counted on.

These diapers are rather bulky, and give me a rather, uh, masculine appearance. Women twenty years younger than me smile and cast rather flirtatious glances at me while at the supermarket. One even came up to me and said, "Well, that's a beautiful, uh, shirt you got there."

And in the interest of full disclosure, they are also kind of soft, almost in a sensual way if I would be so bold.

I have even thought of putting on my diaper and a speedo and strutting my stuff on the beach for a while. Just for the fun of it.

Don't you think Depends would love me as a model? I can see it now.

The only problem is that, every time my wife looks down, she can't stop laughing.

I don't see what's so funny.