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Rant you say?

A good rant should make the listener
Feel like the shit at the end of a stick!
Obnoxious is the new 'We thought we
Were normals?' A man leans over the
Fence to pick from the nextdoor
Neighbour's tree. An orange is tastiest
When eaten in segments. A bull of anyย 
Kind should not be messed with.ย 
Lovers may take you for granted.
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Shirley Harrison

LOL well now you went and did it, that stick is full of it. Hilarious dear Rory. ๐ŸŒน Please don't turn on the fan. ๐Ÿคฃ

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Marion

Ha ...you've done it again. I love that last line which seems to spring from nowhere and is so effective. Ecclectic sentences that all add up in the end. Love the originality of your writes x

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Marion

Lol...you can't just write that ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†...do you want me to criticise you next time lol. Its all true by the way...
i like poems that don't fit the norm...so there ๐Ÿคฉ
pS please don't write back and sayย 
Too many emoji's ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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Rory McGinlay

I'm happy for you to be a reader of mine, as I am happy to be a reader of your poems. Poetry is fantastic, isn't it? It rarely means beans for the rest of the world, but for The poet...

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S.zaynab.kamoonpury

Fine interesting lines of thought, expressed superly in poetic verse wow! Kudos!

plz also read and comment my newest poem too.

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Neville

You can beat an egg .. but you just can't beat a good rant .. :)ย 

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The fish of the sea

Love a good Rant Rory! This one didn't disappoint mate, I hope you are well!

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Rory McGinlay

It happens that I'm not so well, that you ask, but, maybe tomorrow. Cheersย 

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