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London Calling~

London Calling~

I say, I say dear sir but you’ve just stepped in what appears to be dog shit. Yep, it is. But that’s okay it will soon break down & return to the Earth just like Kurt. And all cycles of life from birth to ascension is it just me or there an air of tension here lining up for our pension mentioning facts like the tracks of a CD. Now when was JC supposedly born? From the manicured lawns of Wimbledon to the simpletons like me who just want to be free. And happy & clean :) Forest green, ozone friendly & and mildly trembling. And resembling a twat. A prat, but not a cat, or a rat maybe I can be the poor little white rabbit that never returned from the magicians top hat. Are these words merely delusions & meandering’s of but a man trying his hand at crafting some words. Hey look! It’s a bird! It’s a bloody pelican mate! 

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sparrowsong

Hello G...

​​​​​I definitely wasn't expecting that surprise...

A Pelican...

😊

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

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G

Thank you very much sparrowsong for making the effort to read what I wrote & I'm really glad you enjoyed it. And yes not too sure where the pelican came from it just appeared from the ether I hope you're having a good day/night cheers :)

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Shirley Harrison

Well I'm a born and bred Londoner and this is bloomin marvellous. lol oh yes takes me back when dog shit is involved, loved this mate. We are definitely fond of satire in our town. 
🌹 

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G

Why thank you very much Shirley! It does feel good to be able to laugh once in a while & the Brits do it well alot of the time I'm not sure if you've heard of Hale & Pace but some of their work among the funniest comedy I've ever come across. Anyway thanks for positive feedback cheers.

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Shirley Harrison

Of course and, only fools and horses, absolutely fabulous and even the carry on films, I'm a 1974 chick so yes I grew up with all the greats, even girls on top. I no longer live in the UK so it's truly special when I find someone who has the same sense of humour especially in poetry. Thanks again, I always miss home. 🌹 Faulty towers oh I could be here all night listing my faves
LoL 
 

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Rory McGinlay

Life is but a dream.

I love that, or I used to.

The mind makes life real 

Though that doesn't make it so.

 

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